~Vinnie.Photo courtesy of his Person, James Elliott

Rules of the Game ...

~Shipping is no longer included in the price because we finally figured this paypal thing out. For shipping costs scroll to bottom of page.

~Because we're getting old and life is short, we no longer ship outside the U.S. / We can ship to your American friend and they can fill out the forms and stand in line to forward it to you. Then you will think Americans are nice.

~This is not a full-time business and everything is made by hand, so depending on how much daytime TV we're watching, please allow 2-3 weeks for making and delivering this stuff. If you're on a deadline, let us know and if we can make it, we'll let you know or refund your money.

~Sometimes inspiration and the availability of raw materials causes products and labels to change a bit (like adding glitter or a different flavor), so you can play along or add a note (like on huge orders) that you want exactly what you saw. Let us know. 

~To order via mail, send check or money order plus shipping (see table at bottom of page). Include name; address; choices; and e-mail address in case we need to forward our spam. 

LOPEZ'S SWEATSHOP:  

P.O. Box 410011 

San Francisco, CA  94141-0011

$3.00